I’m so DC, I can give you three directions and you know exactly where I am. #upeastover

#funhogranch #selfie #gpoy #vivalasvegas #vegasbartender (at Funhogs Bar.)

By the way, The Tuesday Special is Liquor or Beer Bust $5-$20 from 9pm-2am, in case you wondered… #funhogranch #vivalasvegas #vegasbartender #goodmorning #itsadryheat #imneveroff #othersie (at Funhogs Bar.)

Meet Josh the Indoor Cat. He’s got moxie. #funhogranch #vegasbartender #vivalasvegas (at Funhogs Bar.)

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My life is dope & I eat dope shit…. #fiveguys #foodcoma #fatboymoment #vivalasvegas (at Five Guys)

If I can’t sleep, I might as well eat like I’m rich…. #vivalasvegas #foodcoma #dollaroysters #imneveroff #graveyardshift #casinovampirelife (at CRAB CORNER maryLand seafood HOUSE)

Est. 7/18/14… #blessed (at The Black Irish Compound)

RIP to a great friend Curtiss Lewis. You will be missed. (at Funhogs Bar.)

RIP to the 295 souls of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17. #edkphotography #cloudporn #skyporn #skyscanners (at The Black Irish Compound)

#legendary #broadway #diva #rip #elainestritch (at Funhogs Bar.)

All day. #lifetruth (at The Black Irish Compound)

This week’s current situation: #vegasbartender #graveyardshift #casinovampirelife #fwm$ #grindhardertheyregaining (at The Black Irish Compound)

Random fact about Erin: I’ve lived 15,210 days on earth today. But, I’m not sure how many I’ve really lived. #needavacationfromsincity (at The Black Irish Compound)